what?!

my phone thinks it's 2008...
i thought it was connected to like some military clock...
or some national clock...
some big master clock, via satellite or something...

i don't want it to be 2008.
a lot has happened since then.

some good books and records and movies have come out.
i've changed a lot of diapers.

and cleaned a lot of litter boxes.

this is not how time travel should work.